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Ewok Drunk and Humping on live tv

The LeaveMeAloneBox

genius.

No, your moms was NEVER sexy.

You see, even if your moms was twenty two years old, and she put on a G string, and she WASN’T EVEN YOUR MOMS, she wouldn’t be sexy. You know why? Cuz she probably danced like like this:

Unfortunately we have been desensitized by the upside down leg spreading pole climbers of the past 10 – 15 some odd years. That and the internet, and fucking dump trucks full of porn to suit any kind of fetish. Who cares if she’s cute? Who cares if it’s a cute little retro Barbarella dance she’s doing? When is she gonna swallow that Donkey, for fucks sake?!

Ape School’s ‘Wail to God’. Animated/Directed by Anthony Schepperd

Boards of Canada – Dayvan Cowboy Music Video // Cpt. Joe Kittinger

I like that this band Boards of Canada used footage of  Captain Joe Kittingers jump from the stratosphere on their new vid.  If you don’t know Captain Joe, then you don’t know the biggest set of balls in the universe…yeah that’s right,  even BIGGER than whats his name who walked on the moon. For yous that need some history on the subject, we’ve quoted this tidbit from dropzone.com:

“In the 1950s, the U.S. Air Force took on the issue of hazards faced by flight crews bailing out from high-flying aircraft. As part of the research, Project Excelsior used a gondola-toting balloon to carry a pilot high into the stratosphere. From the end of 1959 into mid-1960, Captain Joseph Kittinger took three leaps of faith. He counted on himself, medical experts, protective gear, and a newly devised parachute system to ensure a safe and controlled descent to the ground.

On August 16, 1960, Kittinger jumped his last Excelsior jump, doing so from an air-thin height of 102,800 feet (31,334 meters). From that nearly 20 miles altitude, his tumble toward terra firma took some 4 minutes and 36 seconds. Exceeding the speed of sound during the fall, Kittinger used a small stabilizing chute before a larger, main parachute opened in the denser atmosphere.

He safely touched down in barren New Mexico desert, 13 minutes 45 seconds after he vaulted into the void.

The jump set records that still stand today, among them, the highest parachute jump, the longest freefall, and the fastest speed ever attained by a human through the atmosphere. Somewhat in contention is Kittinger’s use of the small parachute for stabilization during his record-setting fall. Roger Eugene Andreyev, a Russian, is touted as holding the world’s free fall record of 80,325 feet (24,483 meters), made on November 1, 1962.”

And here’s the music vid without further ado:

And some crazy documentary on the actual size of the balls we have been discussing:

HAR MAR: TALLBOY

HAHAHAHA. “I need a tallboy to get me out the house”. Simple verse, yet so true:

DOOM funny

In the New Yorker defending himself when asked why he sometimes sends out masked impostors to play shows in his place, even though the fans paid to see him:

“I’m the writer, I’m the director,” Dumile said. “If I was to go out there without the mask on, they’d be like, ‘Who the fuck is this?’ I might send a white dude next … I’ll send a Chinese nigger. I’ll send ten Chinese niggers. I might send the Blue Man Group.”

Need an amputee to complete my Halloween Costume

Holy Fuck – Latin America (Live @ KEXP Music Lounge)

maybe it’s the cocktails, but i wanna jam with these dudes.